11/11/11...

As this is 11/11/11, I thought I should write something profound, profane, or prophetic.

1. "Don't be picnicking in Yellowstone Park when the volcano goes off."


2. "The phrase 'Oh, hack it' will be obscene one day, according to the super-computerized robots."


3. "I enjoyed living in a world where there were bees, whales, and helium."


4. "Janet Jackson will sing again at a Super Bowl half-time."


5. "I predict that, by 11/11/2111, every time your finger presses your nose, your brain will refresh your thoughts."


6. "I'm sorry for the plastic bag that I threw away today." (I read that a plastic bag will stay in the environment for 1,000 years.)


7. Humor lasts a long time.